So today my dad forgot his passport and he was going to be late for his flight. So he cabbed down to my workplace (cos i drove his car). And i took an hour off to drive him to the airport. I miss taking an airplane. I want a holiday. I wanna go somewhere far and relaxing. Forget about all the crap i have here. Forget about the stressful survivor tactics i have to sharpen everyday just to be successful.. I wanna forget all about making money. Wanna forget about all the less important things in my life. and just.
Would love to go on a holiday with friends. But i just sort of in a way. Got reminded that friends. Friends hurt you
Not feeling the hype i felt yesterday... Maybe cos im not trying hard enough to be happy. But im just tired. I FEEL tired.
SO... anyway, watched toy Story 3 with the fat burger yesterday at AMK hub. Cant believe i lost my way from my house to AMK hub. =( stupid GPS is useless... So had to wait for the next show. Ate dinner and watch a fucked up kid play the "catch sweets" game at the arcade. Reminded me much of Allen and how we used to love to play those stuff. Spending hundreds of dollars on getting toys that now i dont know what to do with.
So Harris was at AMK hub too. Came up just before the show started to say hi. He cut his hair. Looking awesome... as always... =)
Read the book WILL YOU BE THERE. Borrowed from Fateha. Good story. =) Am in the midst of reading a book i took off from my brother's table. MITCH ALBOM - HAVE A LITTLE FAITH
Maybe i just need a religion or something. Salvation. But i dont believe in all those. and if you dont believe. It just doesnt happen. Plus faith is not a religion. =\ I wish love was a religion. And i wish i was a staunch love-ist/love-tian/love-alic/love-lim/love-du... Wtv .... There's no higher power guys... deal with it.
Im a tad bit emo today. So i shall stop my post here. And END IT WITH COOL PICTURES & JOKES!! =)
JOKE NUMBER 1 : ED ZHACHARY
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist. So she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang aid, "OK, take off your
The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fast back to me." So she did.
Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your probrem vewy bad, you haf, 'Ed Zachary' Disease, worse case I ever see, dat why you not haf sex or dates."
Confused, the woman asked, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied, "Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
JOKE NUMBER 2 : Rent For Apartment
A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT".
On the way to his office he regretted what he had promised, deciding that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following note:
Dear Madam, Enclosed find cheque in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that: 1) it had never been occupied; 2) that there was plenty of heat; 3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and feel at home. Last night, however, I found it had been previously occupied, that there was no heat, and it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:
Dear Sir, First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is heat if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is, indeed, of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlady!